...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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