It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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