just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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