Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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