pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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