Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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