i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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