i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she smelled like a LAN party
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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