Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
found the other keg... it's in the tree
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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