If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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