We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have fence marks all over my body
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
