I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize