I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My vagina just clenched in fear
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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