Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You took a bar mat shot.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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