Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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