i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
These tits shall not be calmed
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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