i think my tv is drunk
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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