For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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