how can u be prego again
I think I am morally bankrupt
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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