I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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