I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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