is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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