Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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