i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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