yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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