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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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