Already got asked if we're dating
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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