i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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