if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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