Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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