wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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