Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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