Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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