You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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