Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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