Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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