I'm really into asian looking animals
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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