YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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