Sry I called you an 8
if you like me you must not know who I am
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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