i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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