question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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