i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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