I CAN MOONWALK!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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