i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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