nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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