How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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