Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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