Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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