You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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