just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I currently don't understand fingers.
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