I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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