I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you traded sex for a burrito?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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