also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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