i barfeds in our rink
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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