No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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